Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category

Sex Machine

There’s your regular marital aids, and then there’s this: DIY-sex machines.

The dildonics on display are not intended as artwork. The function comes first, and any design that results is coincidental. Most — but not all — lack the ironic message that pervades so much modern artwork. As a result, these inventions resemble a kind of folk art sculpted from the Home Depot palette.

The Museum of Sex has opened an exhibition dedicated to this “vibrant American subculture where sexual adventure, technological ingenuity, and heartfelt personal visions intersect.”

Guru

Is that a real Guru or is that a Sears Guru?

Phallus Maximus

“Does penis enlargement really work? I am going to find out!

We Be Oglin’

This one’s for my pal Juan. The challenge: to ogle at a woman’s buxom chest undetected for as long as possible. The 10 second barrier, I’ll have you know, has proven to be a mighty tough one to overcome. Yourself?

Handyman

And now for something incredibly distasteful.

Be In My Video

See Paris Hilton and her new video!

Audi-Oh

Combining sexual stimulation with audio waves — am I the only one to smell Conceptual Continuity here?
(Not safe for work, I guess)

And Now For Some Oedipus

I took The Freud Quiz: “13/20. You passed, but not by much.” Yet another trauma I’ll have to live with.

The C-Word

Inquiring minds need to know: Is it considered misogynous to use “the C-word”?

Meet Robostrider

A tiny robot that can walk on the surface of the water. Interesting. But, please, check Fig 5. What is this? Is this a censored picture of two water striders, caught in the act..? Notice the euphemism in the text “during rowing or to support the weight of a companion”…oh, yes…duh, rowing! What about the stripes covering the parts, and the shameful faces, it’s like they say “yes, we are very famous porn water striders stars, but we needed the money, and here we are, posing for this supposedly scientific site…”? Do they think we can’t notice? How many more censorship attacks from the government are we going to support? Aing?

Just Some Jizz From Jimmy Boy

“I’m trying to find the correct name for it … this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. … I’ve never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I’m gonna be blunt and plain; if one ever looks at me like that, I’m gonna kill him and tell God he died.” — Jimmy Swaggart.

Breast-Baring Considered Harmful

“The US constitution is generous in its protection of free expression, but it is not a licence to thrill,” FCC chairman Michael Powell said. “The context of the half-time show leads us to conclude that the breast-baring finale was intended.” And so

Space, The Final Fronteer

It’s love Jim, but not as we know it.

Skinbag

“At last an epidermic, polysemic accessory, a successful alchemy between captivating & repulsive for a less accomodating yet terribly efficient fashion.” Looks like a job for Clarice Starling if you ask me.

Meanwhile, in Utah

Polygamy, anyone? Come on girls, you know it benefits women! And there’s always room for more.