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Archive for March, 2004
In praise of Ted
March 5th, 2004 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Attack of the Trolls
March 5th, 2004 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Oops. Forgot to upload Part Two of this weeks offering. Not to worry, I will some time this afternoon. Oh, and if you’ve noticed some of the curious commenting action around here recently, may I suggest you read the following.
Blues ‘n Bras
March 4th, 2004 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
It’s a Honker
March 4th, 2004 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
The Big Nose Appreciation Page. They have a forum too!
HOT Comics
March 3rd, 2004 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
… full color comics that are packed with the absolute truth regarding moral issues young people are faced with everyday!
Say Hi to Uncle Beat
March 2nd, 2004 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
People regularly email me saying they only *just* missed downloading this or that boot. When possible I try to help out by re-uploading the tracks they’re lacking. For now unfortunately, I won’t be able to do that. If you’re missing parts of a past boot offering, your best shot is probably to post a request in the Uncle Beat forum (and risk having your butt kicked! 
Disabled Starving Artist
March 2nd, 2004 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Heh heh heh! Nice try, Dennis.
Absolute Zappa
March 1st, 2004 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
On Thursday 1 April 2004 7.30pm at Barbican Centre, the electro-acoustic Absolute Ensemble is giving a concert entitled “ABSOLUTE ZAPPA“. The 20-piece band lend their own distinctive jazz-inspired style to heart-pumping remixes, reinventions, re-imaginings and rearrangements of Zappa originals. Special guests include Zappa’s original sideman, Napoleon Murphy Brock and Mike Keneally plus hip-hop turntablists the X-ecutioners and jazz musician Django Bates. (thanks SOFA!)
Talking Asshole
March 1st, 2004 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“Hiya. How you doin’ tonight? Alright, um, as you know, I’m not the kind of a person that reads books, I’ve said this before many times, I’m not fond of reading. But, I do, I have in the past made exceptions, and uh, one of these exceptions was this part of the, the book that, I’m sure you know, called Naked Lunch, and I’ve received permission to read the part about the talking asshole.
So…“
“The more I think about the obscene unfairness of this situation, the angrier I get”
March 1st, 2004 • Dr Sharleena
You should read this post from Nigey Lennon. I can’t agree more with the quote above…
So you thought you’d get rid of me this easy…?
March 1st, 2004 • Dr Sharleena
Dr Sharleena reporting, back from a luxury vacation in Samoa (how’s good to be a bourgeois, i still have sand in my swimsuit…).
The Chrome Dinette has had its monthly change in the menu, and is offering, during March, Shut Up ‘N Play Yer Guitar, a three disk set featuring some of the best solos from Frank, as well as the special bonus FZ:OZ, and the Halloween concert. Don’t miss it if you haven’t listened to it/them yet!
Sleazy Bars
March 1st, 2004 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“We invite you to post your own favourite sleazy bar (where ever it is), or comment on the bars in our database, especially if you visited one of them!” (burps)
Fun Diversions
Zappa Related
- Arf Dot Ru
- Arf Society
- Balint’s Zappa In Hungary
- Bogus Pomp
- Chrome Dinette
- Crush All Boxes
- David Ocker’s Mixed Meters
- FredUnzel
- FZ Lyrics
- Here Comes The Flood
- Jazzappa
- Lamarr Bruister
- Naurin’s FZ Shows
- Planet Of My Dreams
- Planet Zappa
- Planeta Zappa
- Project/Object
- The Grande Mothers
- The Idiot Bastard
- The Scott Thunes Effect
- Ugly Radio Rebellion
- United Mutations
- Zappa In France
- Zappa In Germany
- Zappa In Holland
- Zappa In Sweden
- Zappa Internet Jam
- Zappa Patio
- Zappa Scrapbook
- ZappaLinks.co.uk
- Zone Luco
