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Shoesize

According to this chart I have shoesize 111/2.

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Secret Chord Progression

Metallica’s Lars Ullrich has finally lost all contact with planet earth, taking legal action against independant Canadian rock band Unfaith over what they feel is unsanctioned usage of two chords the band has been using since 1982 : E and … Continue reading

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Appliantology Continued

Along with the new Mac, I got myself one of these sweet babies. It captures audio and video from older media, like audio cassettes and VHS tapes and converts them into high quality digital files. Looks like pretty soon I’ll … Continue reading

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Cover story

I’d always imagined this was taken in holland. Don’t know why – was completely wrong though.

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Coolwalking smoothtalking straightsmoking firestoking

Blessed relief for UK stressed smokers: realistic stickers to cover up the real health warnings on UK cigarette packets. Pretty cul!

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ASCII

Ascii, ascii, ascii, almost as much fun as Itchy & Scratchy.

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Folica Flakes

From: “Laura D. Jacobsohn” <L.Jacobsohn@sitebot.com> Date: Mon, July 14, 2003 3:22 pm To: barryATkilluglyradio.com “Dear fellow webmaster Would you consider exchanging link with my client’s website, Folica Health & Beauty Supply (http://www.folica.com)?”Sure thing! Hey darlin’, can I buy you a couple o’ drinks, … Continue reading

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Shoulda Bought The Acid

The Acid Store is now closed. During the three days in which it was online, the number of downloads amounted to 6.1GB. For obvious reasons, future online Friday Boots will probably suffer a similarly short availability.

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Structured Procrastination

“All procrastinators put off things they have to do. Structured procrastination is the art of making this bad trait work for you.” I’ll surely be reading this interesting essay sometime soon. Just not now. Later.

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Bodily functions aren’t just for boys

Help! I can’t get the tapeworm out of my ass.

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She’s Two Years Old

Two years ago, on this day, yours truly decided to turn his rather under-appreciated Zappa news page into this fancy thing called a weblog. Has it been as good for you as it has been for me?

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A Day in the Modern Life

Fancy a sprint through history, in xena-fan, short story format ?

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Wanna Buy Some Acid?

Wanna Buy Some Acid? (Pt. One) – Neukirchen, Germany – 25 february 1978. The monologue in I Have Been In You is hilareous. When I say “grab while it lasts”, I’m sure you know by now what that implies…

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Spider of Destiny

Okay, so its web looks a little awkward, but the spider must’ve been going: “Dude! Far out! I see God!”

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I Had A Dream

Last night I dreamt I attended a Neil Young-concert. Not the present day Young but the shabby, dark, seventies version of the man played a hell of a set; upon which I was invited back-stage where we had a beer … Continue reading

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