Category Archives: Uncategorized

German Chancellor Schroeder apparently has canceled his Italian summer vacation. According to German Interior Minister Otto Schily,”Those who kick you in the shins and spit at you must not be surprised that that is not good publicity for their country.” … Continue reading →

So you’re mindlessly picking away on your guitar when all of a sudden you hit that weird yet beautiful chord you were looking for. It sounds great, but what to call it? Guitar chord shape analyzer to the rescue.

As one of those who can’t stand anything but a cup of black coffee in the morning, I cannot even begin to imagine what it must be like having one of these for breakfast. I am not alone.

Guess who’s getting his greedy materialistic little self a shiny new toy?

“In the 1960s, at the dawn of the computing era, researchers argued that you could use Stonehenge as a giant calculating machine. Later, in the more mystical New Age, it was argued that the monument was really a spaceport for … Continue reading →

Chant it from the rooftops, spread it across your server, email it to your friends. The internet is shit.

*cough*, *cough*, *ahem*…

With kegelmeisters receiving kur endorsement, a new chap in the office needs to know more. Well, is it all about better bowling, or maybe enjoying a ride on your bike. It would seem not, for in fact it’s the name … Continue reading →

That’s sunday, in the west of europe, of course. Pronunciation guide, just say demon-sh, quickly, but say mourn instead of mon. It’s from the latin, dies dominica, day of the lord, but they’ve dropped one of the d’s. Anyway, c’est … Continue reading →

To those that have fully downloaded Pachuco Hop: enjoy! To those that haven’t: it is my sad duty to tell you it is no longer available. $45 surplus bandwidth is something I simply won’t pay. Sorry about that.

Brussels, belgium, and your heading back from a day at the office. What don’t you expect ? Well how about this and this. In fact this new breed of bovine are to be found all over the belgian capital. I … Continue reading →

The american public holiday of independence day. What should a non-american make of this institution. An FZ fan would possibly wonder, since, ‘Frank Zappa, his raucous band, and Captain Beefheart effiecently bash and bite at Independence Day’. Why could this … Continue reading →

“We must stand as one – ebony and ivory, and even those unfortunates without much pubic hair to begin with (like Asians and Native Americans) – and with a single voice cry, “Here we draw the line!”—An anguished defense of … Continue reading →

One loyal housewife came to this page with a very particular request. Any suggestions?