Category Archives: Silly

Courtney Cuckoo

Posted on Thursday, 04/29/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe far far away: “I have a magic pussy,” she announces. “If you fuck me, you become a king. I’m a kingmaker.”

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What I Am

Posted on Thursday, 04/22/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

‘t would appear that I am a very large salad buffet who loves to corrupt Bill Cosby.

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George says…

Posted on Friday, 04/09/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

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Do Re Mi…

Posted on Thursday, 04/08/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Heresy! It’s The Sound of Music Drinking Game, just in time for Easter. Which reminds me: do Americans/Brits use “do re mi fa sol la si do” for chart notation, or do they use letters (A, B, C, D, E, … Continue reading →

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Porn Wars II

Posted on Thursday, 04/08/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Forget the War On Terror, enter The War On Porn: “Lam Nguyen’s job is to sit for hours in a chilly, quiet room devoid of any color but gray and look at pornography. This job, which Nguyen does earnestly from … Continue reading →

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Bananners

Posted on Monday, 03/22/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

“Walking up to an indoor farmer’s market, Lisa says that she’s heard they’ve ‘got good stuff in there.’ Dweezil wonders what she’s heard about. ‘Good fruits,’ Lisa says, swinging her hips and sticking out her dinners as she walks, holding … Continue reading →

Posted in Frank Zappa, Silly, Zappa Misc | 1 Comment

Losers

Posted on Tuesday, 03/16/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Lots of browsing fun at losers.org, where I came across such gems as Big Truck Love, 80s guy and Allen Chung’s Palace to name but a few. Someone should submit these people to their database though.

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Laura Norder

Posted on Wednesday, 03/10/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

The Heineken remover, supposably for all intensive purposes. But don’t take it for granite.

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Attack of the Trolls

Posted on Friday, 03/05/04 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Oops. Forgot to upload Part Two of this weeks offering. Not to worry, I will some time this afternoon. Oh, and if you’ve noticed some of the curious commenting action around here recently, may I suggest you read the following.