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Dear INSERT NAME

“Don’t waste any more of your valuable time digging deep into the depths of your soul to tell your family off. Instead, let me do all the hard work for you. You just sit back, take a load off.”–The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator

Author Barry's Imaginary PublisherPosted on Monday, 06/14/04Saturday, 09/25/04Categories Bizarre, Silly

Busted

You have been busted on Black Planet. Oh no!

Author Barry's Imaginary PublisherPosted on Monday, 06/14/04Saturday, 09/25/04Categories Amusing, Bizarre, Pop Cult, Sex, Uncategorized

Yoko’s Birthday Card

Birthday cards to the stars. This one, to Yoko Ono, is filled with love: “P.S. I swear, Yoko, if you do anything whatsoever to break up Coldplay, I’m gonna go apeshit. Ya got that? Go break up Blink 182. They suck.”

Author Barry's Imaginary PublisherPosted on Thursday, 06/10/04Saturday, 09/25/04Categories Bizarre, Pop Cult, Uncategorized

Like, A Scrotum

Aaaaaaaargh! Here’s to crossing my legs for the rest of the day.

Author Barry's Imaginary PublisherPosted on Thursday, 04/22/04Wednesday, 09/29/04Categories Bizarre3 Comments on Like, A Scrotum

Poop For Peace

And now for some real poop: “Empathy through excrement. Brotherhood through bowel movement. Utopia through undulating butt pythons. Today, April 16, 2004, war is over — if you grunt it.”

Author Barry's Imaginary PublisherPosted on Friday, 04/16/04Wednesday, 09/29/04Categories Bizarre, Politics

“Burned-out Chickadee Sandwich

Get to know the story of Lulu, Nellie, Jack and Jill, who were rehabilitated for society at Mr. Croner’s farm, and were having a life of service to their community, but now their lives are in danger. Chicken, run!!

Author Dr SharleenaPosted on Friday, 03/26/04Wednesday, 09/29/04Categories Amusing, Bizarre3 Comments on “Burned-out Chickadee Sandwich

Modified

We’ve had the Modified Dog, onward to the Modified Librarian (ssshh, she said?).

Author Barry's Imaginary PublisherPosted on Monday, 03/22/04Wednesday, 09/29/04Categories Bizarre1 Comment on Modified

Wino Man

“After several of these bizarre calls, whoever it was began to have actual conversations with me. He never identified himself, but it was apparent by the sound of his voice that this was no little kid. This was a grown man, probably in his forties or fifties, who was quite likely completely insane.”

Author Barry's Imaginary PublisherPosted on Wednesday, 03/17/04Wednesday, 09/29/04Categories Amusing, Bizarre2 Comments on Wino Man

Bovine Perspiration

“While using the Bovine Rectal Palpation Simulator the student palpates virtual objects resembling parts of the reproductive tract inside the rear-half of a fibreglass cow.”

Author Barry's Imaginary PublisherPosted on Tuesday, 03/09/04Wednesday, 09/29/04Categories Amusing, Bizarre1 Comment on Bovine Perspiration

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