Author Archives: Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Note to be able to?a certain correlation between the MyPlayaccount of particular interest to endure another instantof my Bondgirl name. Rob’s Amazing Poem Generator

Some of you people need counselling – fast. Why you ask? Here’s some recent searches that lead to this page. The advanced linguists among you will note a certain correlation between the search terms: – nude pics of William Shatner … Continue reading →

Hey, it’s the Axis Of Evil™ Poll, cast your vote!

Non-stop Zappa internet radio at Musical Mayhem until 9pm Eastern Time, and a chatroom to go along with it. I’m listening to Yellow Snow right now!

“Yes!” she whispered back. “Dorsal subluxation… flexion deformity of the first metatarsal…” Extracts from the shortlist for the Literary Review Bad Sex Prize 2002

“Barry makes me smile. It’s one of the nicest things just to know that Barry is there, no matter which directions life takes us, no matter what happens, there will always be the memories of the time Barry and I … Continue reading →

Fun with the undead! (attu seen it first)

“A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it’s not open.” — Frank Zappa.December 21 1940 — December 4 1993 — and dearly missed.

Dutch Radio 4FM: “These segments belong to a project in which a selection of each and every FZ cd will be played in 4FM.” I’ve linked to this a long while back, but they keep changing the URL, so there … Continue reading →

I’ve noticed how some visitors to this site have attempted to download tracks from the MyPlay account of the little band I play in. However, MyPlay seriously sucks these days, so I thought I’d provide you with a direct link … Continue reading →

Loyal readers (who am I kidding) may remember my post last year December about the Cloaca machine. Lo and behold: the contraption now has a site of its own! Note: this is not a hoax, it is an Actual Work … Continue reading →

Fiehlguud. Ivana Fiehlguud. That’s my Bondgirl name. (Yeah, I’m a little bored around here, did you notice?)

A peak inside Bush Junior’s inbox…

CD of the month over at Chrome Dinette is YCDTOSA 6. Both discs!

Do you know your arse from your elbow? I scored 12 out of 14 which makes me an Arse/Elbow expert, I guess.