Author Archives: Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Dan Gillmor says: “…in the middle of a supposed news report, [CNN is] playing ominous-sounding music in the background while the anchor/reporter talks and the images are displayed on the screen. This is a technique movie-makers use to stir up … Continue reading →

Which Piercing are you?

Rockers and their propagation of the number 666. I wonder what number “Christian rockers” claim… 777?

A test with a certain Zappa Aroma: Pick That Nose! I got 7 out of 16 right…

Swedish has-been Guitar Legend™ threatens to kill Woman on airplane, after Woman throws a glass of water on said Swedish has-been Guitar Legend™. Band member has audio-recorder at hand and records the incident. Way to go Yngwie Malmsteen!

Goodmorning! Let’s kick the day off with the best songs ever about masturbation, why don’t we. (via B.A.’s Weblog)

Who says we don’t take note of our posting member’s suggestions over at the forums? A new board is born: The Blue Light. Dedicated to nothing but Zappa lyrics discussion. Consider it your own cozy little private Ben Watson Corner. … Continue reading →

Zappa Boot covers for all your printing needs. Loads of em.(Thanks Ya Hozna!)

Finally, a good way to good-bye depression: “I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth.”(Amazon.com link, don’t forget to check the reviews!)

A while ago The Big Note posted a thread about “the Desenex Burger” mentioned in Dummy Up. Now ponder the significance of this comment that was made to that thread recently: “It’s a “gay” term for when a guy getz … Continue reading →

I am a Beatles rookie. For weeks I listened to this tune on Beatles-O-Rama, unable to identify the title. A little Googling did wonders in the end: turns out all that time I was listening to Tomorrow Never Knows. To … Continue reading →

Former MOI bandmembers post their Top Ten Beatles songs. Via the Idiot Bastard who also points out this interesting Vaulternative article at billboard.com.

I have never heard a guitar so persistantly irritating and flatulent as Santana’s in his latest single “The Game of Love”. Why he has to keep noodling away over the vocals from start to finish is beyond me.(Here endeth current … Continue reading →

What did the banana say to the vibrator? “What are you shaking for? I’m the one she’s going to eat!” Jokedump.com caters to the easily amused. I’m not one of those people who start to giggle uncontrollably whenever someone stands … Continue reading →

Fucking in Austria: Bitte nicht so schnell!