Author Archives: Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Note to self: must try this out sometime. And not these.

If you’ve ever visited a newsgroup or a chatroom, you’ll know of the existence of flaming. Flamers fall into categories, such as the ALLCAPS, the troglodyte, the Netiquette Nazi, the Profundus Maximus and my favorite: Big Dog and Me-Too. [ … Continue reading →

You there with the craving for cleavage: go make your own!

Knowing you knowing me, dear reader, this could get interesting: how perverted are you?

It’s official: Zappa is God.

Here’s some: – What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics? – If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? – What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time? – … Continue reading →

fuckthatjob.com: “Job hunting daily is bad enough without having to deal with employers who want you to speak Swahili for low or no pay.”

Break free of the chains of open-mindedness! Throw down the shackles of undiscriminating tolerance! Refuse to endure another instant of sanity-eroding idiocy! In Praise of Close-Mindedness

How mentally warped are you, when you intend your site to be the world’s most comprehensive and thorough guide to urination in cinema?

Top 50 worst guitar solos of the millennium. Frank Zappa clocks in at #11 with Willie the Pimp: “Captain Beefheart does his Howlin’ Wolf thing for a couple of minutes before allowing Zappa to launch into a grueling 7+ minute … Continue reading →

Heheheh, that was funny.

SemenStain.com – FAQ: What if the item to be tested is too large for shipping?You have two choices here; 1. you can cut out the stain and send it to the lab; or 2. We can send you a swab … Continue reading →

Look ma! I got me a new guestbook thingee!(I was bored. So sue me. ;-)Update: The damn thing actually works now.

An evangelical Christian group plans to roll out a TV ad campaign arguing that gas-guzzlers are contrary to Christian moral teachings about protecting people and the earth. The tagline for the ads: “What Would Jesus Drive?”