Here’s some:
– What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
– If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
– What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
– When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?
Got some unanswered life questions yourself? (Don’t ask: why does it hurt when I pee? You know damn well why.)
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Why people say “i’m going to take a shit” when in fact they are going to release it??
Hmmm… good question… I might just post this one in the forums…
George Carlin had a routine about that one: “I left a shit, Bill.” “Where’d you leave it this time? Last year the kids didn’t find it until Easter!”