Author Archives: Barry's Imaginary Publisher

“This is a projection of the most likely outcome of a new war in the Gulf. I used sophisticated temporal algorithms and historical semiotic analysis to achieve an accuracy rating of 99.999%.“

Poor old Barry doesn’t get one iota of this but it sounds… interesting.

Public service announcements warning against the abuse of amphetamines, including some Zappa.(via BobAgain via Idiot Bastard)

She’s naked, She’s gyrating, She’s singing karaoke, AND she wants you to know Jesus Loves You! She’s 100% sincere. she’s Naked Preacher Lady!

About GasBGon: Truth is, everyone has flatulence and passes gas an average of 14 times a day. Granted, some people are more frequent and odiferous than others. Research indicates that the GasBGon cushion actually absorbs more than 90% of the … Continue reading →

Some people get better as they get older, some get truly brilliant as they get older. Exhibit A: Johnny Cash – The Man Comes Around. Listen to Cash’s interpretation of N.I.N.’s Hurt, and proove me wrong.

A sincere thank you goes out to dreamhost for having made this page unavailable all yesterday, and for screwing up the forums today. Stay tuned as tomorrow, maybe the guestbook gets eaten! Or maybe the comments will give you an … Continue reading →

“Soon the porn was popping up on the screen, each pose meeting the critical eye of Guphy, Mike, Brooke and Jane. Page after page began rolling into the tray, and we started taping them to the wall.” Some of you … Continue reading →

We’re erh… enchanted to be linked at the Clean Toilet Seats website, proud member of the Toilet WebRing. It can only go downhill from here…

It took a while to update the Musibrarium this month (nonono, my wrist has nothing to do with it!) but TheBigNote.com’s SOFA has really done it this time! Baldheaded John’s Vault now features tunes from two late 60ies concerts (LUC … Continue reading →

My No War appeal is getting some discusson at zappa.com’s forums. Yeah so I started the thread, but hey… any discussion, be it pro or contra, is better than no discussion at all.

“Kissing differences vary by geography as well as gender. German and Hungarian ladies prefer being nibbled on the ear, Finnish females love being bussed on their bellies and Danish women get turned on when their feet are smooched.”(Link sent in … Continue reading →

By popular request and since the zappa.com FAQ is rather unclear about it: the upcoming release (fall ’03) of “Trance-Fusion” is a collection of unreleased Zappa guitar solo’s, apparently not focusing on any particular era. An “advanced copy” leaked as … Continue reading →

You know I think the world can be understood by means of merely three Woody Allen movies: Bananas, Everything you always wanted to know about sex, and Annie Hall. Yes: I had a favo video marathon going last night. Sue … Continue reading →

Oh yes it is: This is not a war. Iraq will not be a war. Do we understand this? We do not seem to understand this. This is heavily corporatized power brokers killing each other for oil and capital. Oh … Continue reading →