Author Archives: Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Ever heard of prosthetic testicles for your canine companion? Nipple lightening cream? Well now you have.

“This site contains tricks that can be dangerous to perform. Proceed with caution.“

When you type somethingawful.net in your address bar, you end up at this rather eery place. Check the domain name too. Ominous. Yet nothing compared to this guy: “My name is…Alexander The Poet…and what I do is, I read romantic … Continue reading →

Via Pat: Remmington Electric Razors. Is that really Linda Ronstadt?

Saturday Night Live transcripts from 1975 to the present, including Zappa’s October ’78 appearance:“Hiya, hiya, hiya! Thank you — and, remember, I’m reading this off these cards underneath this camera here. [reads off the cue cards] Thank you! It’s an … Continue reading →

Dare to sing, why dontcha! If I have some time to spare later today, I might just submit a recording of myself singing (the easy part of) Inca Roads. Come to think of it, all you guys ‘n gals should … Continue reading →

Frank Zappa is Mr. November in GuitarPlayer’s 2003 calendar. But how’s ’bout some real pin-ups eh? (this last one via vandl whose weblog categories include such headers as Can’t Afford No Shoes and Hungry Freaks Daddy!)

DOCTOR-APPROVED Scientific Breakthrough that will transform a Non-Virgin girl into a complete virgin! Experience the pain and bleeding on the first night as if you were a real virgin!

B3ta.com’s newest challenge: Photoshop For World Peace.

A higher state of being, in just 4 minutes.

Apparently, if I were an operating system, I would be: That’s funny because up until now, I thought an amiga was a girlfriend or something. Which one are you?

Zappa37 is a nice Zappa-orientated weblog which, for some bizarre reason, uses a picture of me with my tinfoil helmet on to indicate its “Articles” category. Color me flattered! Via that site, I came across this article on The Amazing … Continue reading →

Let’s not kid ourselves: it’ll be war by the end of next month regardless of any UN reports or anti-war protests. So from here on, I promise to Not Mention The War any longer. Instead, I’ll just feed you with … Continue reading →

Bertanya: Here’s the words for mo yama, which i think is on the subject of finding the balance between going out into the world, and staying safely away from the world, when both are minefields of anguish.

Brian Eno has written an eloquent, truthful, much needed European view on today’s America.