Zappa Slash StoreFront Dot Bok

Today, September 19, I purchased “Halloween“, “QuAUDIOPHILIAc” and “Joe’s Domage” from zappa.com’s online services all in one time (hey gimme a break: gotta be strategic with these things, me being belgian et all). Truth be told: payment through Paypal was a breeze. Now let’s wait and see when and how I receive the goods…

4 thoughts on “Zappa Slash StoreFront Dot Bok”

  1. I think I’ll be buying my copies from http://www.gandsmusic.com – dedicated purveyors of FZ in the UK. They are a lot more reliable than Barfko-Swill, cheaper for postage and you avoid potential problems with Her Majesty’s Customs and Excise who like to slap Excise Duty on stuff from the USA.G&S are inevitably at the mercy of the chumps at the ZFT (as we all are), but they’ll do their best for you. Moreover, they reply to e-mails directly and clearly and don’t fart about with fake FZ-speak trying to sound cool!

  2. This is what Enrique, from zappa.es received in his email box, after ordering Joes Domage and QuAUDIOPHILIAc:

    Dear Swillees,
    NOW you have the option to be completely Sound Surrounded by
    QuAUDIOPHILIAc.
    OR you can stew in the zetta that is, Joe’s Domage!
    Make your own Sauce. Now.

    Note: if you order these items together we will hold shipment until approximately 1 October 2004. You will thank us for saving you on the shipping cost. Or not. We feel it is our duty…
    The Barfies

    Rumours are the domage is still in the oven and it won’t be ready until 1st october…

  3. Chief Herman R. Love sez –
    Find a BETTER way to kill time while patiently awaiting BS delivery:

    Two area men accused of having sex with animals
    Unrelated incidents involved chickens and a potbellied pig.
    September 4, 2004
    Louisiana Gannett News
    Two North Louisiana men stand accused of having sex with animals this week.
    Timothy Garner, 35, of Florien was arrested Thursday on one count each of crime against nature and trespassing after being caught in someone’s chicken house, Florien Police Chief Herman R. Love said.
    Earlier this week, Ouachita sheriff’s deputies booked Austin Gullette, 45, of the 4200 block of Jonesboro Road in West Monroe into Ouachita Correctional Center on a charge of crime against nature for allegedly having sexual intercourse with one of his sister’s three pigs.
    Thursday, the owner of the chickens found seven with injuries after seeing headlights outside and hearing the animals making a commotion. A neighbor also heard the noise and found Garner inside the chicken house, Love said.
    Garner left quickly after telling the neighbor he was watching the chickens, police said. The neighbor wrote down the license plate number.
    Love said Garner was brought to the Sabine sheriff’s office for questioning and admitted to having sex with the animals. Garner also told investigators it was not his first time in the chicken yard, police said.
    The incident in West Monroe involved a 125-pound, Vietnamese potbellied pig its owner calls “P-pie.” Gullette’s sister told authorities she caught her brother in the act when she walked outside to investigate squealing she heard Monday night.
    “I’m embarrassed that this is my brother. I’ve never in my life seen anyone do this to a harmless little animal.”
    Gullette did not admit to the offense, but the eyewitness account and physical evidence were enough to make an arrest, Ouachita sheriff’s Maj. Royce Toney said.
    Similar incidents involving dogs, donkeys and sheep have been reported in the past, Toney said. But “in the 29 years we’ve been here, we’ve never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig.”
    ©The Shreveport Times
    September 4, 2004

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