A blind psychic claims he can read people’s futures by feeling their naked buttocks, according to a Local 6 News report.
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A blind psychic claims he can read people’s futures by feeling their naked buttocks, according to a Local 6 News report.
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Yeah, and he calls it asstrology! It’s the opposite of phrenology.
Well, it should be enough to distinguish people who work outdoors, people with office jobs, and people who are into sports – and by then, combined with the tone of voice – there’s a lot you can tell about someone who wants their bottom felt by a blind psychic.
It can’t be a particularly critical clientele after all. Most of the sceptics will have filtered themselves out long before the trousers come down.
If someone’s feeling my naked buttocks, I can pretty much read my own future…
And then the psychic says “I knew you would be surprised!”