Kill Ugly Radio | Frank Zappa & Elsewhere
Frank Zappa news, weird links, lumpy gravy. Wanna bun?
I’ll rush to the next Apple store now that I know this!
It’ll cure your asthma too!
does it turn into a Sears poncho or a Mexican poncho?
It’ll turn into a snooty white apple trench coat that does looks good but rips after five uses.
Add water, makes its own sauce!
Now you can have a “new” prefab-obsolescorama uber-widget & o joy: “It Does Everything” … so just imagine Billy or Betty Citizen’s existential vertigo the first time they lose that teeny-weeny kludge that has ALL their essential data & NuPerfectFunStuff on it – yow!
Hey…when The Lie’s So Big (you’ll probably buy anything). They did forget one function, though…a paperweight!
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