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Works as a mousetrap!

January 18th, 2007 • Dr Sharleena

I’ll rush to the next Apple store now that I know this!

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5 Responses to “Works as a mousetrap!”

  1. Barry's Imaginary Publisher says:
    January 18th, 2007 at 11:41 am »

    It’ll cure your asthma too!

  2. Paul Sempschi says:
    January 18th, 2007 at 6:17 pm »

    does it turn into a Sears poncho or a Mexican poncho?

  3. Ryan says:
    January 19th, 2007 at 12:33 am »

    It’ll turn into a snooty white apple trench coat that does looks good but rips after five uses.

  4. jim says:
    January 19th, 2007 at 4:41 am »

    Add water, makes its own sauce!

    Now you can have a “new” prefab-obsolescorama uber-widget & o joy: “It Does Everything” … so just imagine Billy or Betty Citizen’s existential vertigo the first time they lose that teeny-weeny kludge that has ALL their essential data & NuPerfectFunStuff on it - yow!

  5. urbangraffito says:
    January 19th, 2007 at 11:21 am »

    Hey…when The Lie’s So Big (you’ll probably buy anything). They did forget one function, though…a paperweight!

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