Che, as in: from argentina

We’ve had a couple of unexpected argentinian buddies linking to us recently. They are Lucas, from Korochi Industries, and todo mentira. Although I don’t understand one word they’re saying (my spanish tongue refuses duty beyond anything as elaborate as melon con jamon de mi corazon), I’m sure it’s eloquent, intelligent, and for a just cause. Dr Sharleena: enlighten me!

wellfare

About half an hour ago, my unemployed nextdoor neighboor rang my doorbell and asked me if by chance I hadn’t erroneously received her wellfare check in my mailbox. I did vaguely recall shredding up several letters because they were not adressed to me, and throwing them away. Half a ton of cat litter and expired TV-dinners later, the wellfare check has been returned to the rightful owner. All three shreds of it. And they say I ain’t got no heart, haah… Time to hit the shower.

Let’s welcome the Dot Mil guy!

Some time ago, Barry’s Imaginary Publisher and I noticed HotPoop had a number of hits from a certain/s .mil (US Military) domain. We’ve been having lotsa a speculations and conjectures from then (wether or not he/she was a Zappafan, or if he/she was here because some big ugly superior was ordering him to read blogs mentioning the words mariah “carey’s nipples”, “top ten nude scenes”, “quiz” “mental age” zappa politics, etc) Either one case of another, the Dot Mil guy (as we’ve been calling him since then) has been visiting us pretty often…So here’s a bunch of links for you, Dot Mil: Murphy’s Military Laws, a useful military codename generator, and one to bookmark: Buster’s Battery. Enjoy!