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At zappa.com: It’s true. We begin shipping next week.

Yahoo has the story on this year’s Zappanale edition (hat tip, Cleetus!). This edition saw the unvailing of a Frank Zappa monument at the small town of Bad Doberan which hosts the festival. Pictures here.

This one was kind of fun: The Five Minute IQ Test. I unexpectedly scored a whopping 132 points which apparently qualifies me for membership of the International High IQ Society (hey what can I say, I’m a genius). Funny thing … Continue reading →

At TBN‘s yahoo group, DebK’s been telling about how she phoned in on her local radio station with the Zappa tracks she wants most played on the radio. Mine, in this hot summertime, would be: 1. Cruising For Burgers (ZINY), … Continue reading →

Just installed Microsoft’s “Entourage” mail manager. It has the introductory sound of a UFO loaded with little green men with big black eyes, coming to kidnap your brain, when you start it up. Thank god for my tin foil helmet!

115 jailed at Atlanta party with live sex — oh boy. Quote: “Amanda Jones, 29, of Cumming, who police said performed sex on stage, was charged with public indecency.” You know what they say, reality is stranger than fiction? Yeah, … Continue reading →

In many ways I am very much not a hipster, except for the odd two or three criteria that fit my profile: I get shellacked on occasion, I wear raphaels and I’m definitely a Wally. Bronson, anyone?

one of these in the office, Barry. Don’tcha think?

I had pleasant flashbacks looking at this Crown Caps Images site. See if you can remember the ones from your country. (source: somewhere in the dark mazes of kaoscity)

An argument over who was going to heaven and who was going to hell ended with one Texas man shooting another to death with a shotgun, police said Monday.Meanwhile, temperatures here today are of such tropical proportions that I’m just … Continue reading →

See young talents applied to the development of amazing new technologies: The Extreme Use of Nearly Universal Cooling Hardware (Project E.U.N.U.C.H.) is already a fact! Includes Ham Explorer download.

Let’s See Some More Frank Zappa Pictures, part Two: one from ’77, The Master Synthesizer, a tender scene daddy and son, and a specially handsome Frank apparently signing authographs in Berkeley.

Whether you’re a Presbyterian, a Muslim, an Episcopalian or a Hedonist, shit will always happen.

Look ma! You can search Hot Poop’s archives now! Use the form at the extreme right of the page (only the last 500 entries are searchable), thanks to Atomz.com‘s excellent free service. Please report any possible bugs to yours truly…

Some of you may know that I have a very very short haircut — by choice, not by circumstance! That’s why reading up on The Men’s Long Hair Messageboard has kept me chuckling for the last half hour. With such … Continue reading →