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Woody Harrelson in The Guardian: “We grew up believing that Columbus actually discovered America. We still celebrate Columbus Day. Columbus was after one thing only – gold. As the natives were showering him with gifts and kindness, he wrote in … Continue reading →

“Due to circumstances beyond my control, I have found myself in need of new nipples, including areolae. I am inviting you to help design the areolae.“

Top 95 Lines That Would Sound Cool If Read By Darth Vader. Personally, I think these would also have a nice ring to it: “Blow it out yer ass motorcycle man!”, or “What happened to all the fun in the … Continue reading →

This page attempts to guess the dictator or sitcom character you have in mind by asking you a series of yes/no questions. It lacks some accuracy though: it guessed the person I had in mind was Yasser Arafat, when in … Continue reading →

It just popped up in my monitor: what kinda sick mind could have created this site about Sean Connery..?!:-P (attu) Ok, i’m going…Oh, but i haven’t spoke about the Canadian man who agreed to have breast implants as part of … Continue reading →

Your Inner Blonde is Britney Spears “Whee! I’m a virgin. Look at my butt crack!” If everyone were as dumb as you, you’d be able to pull that one off. But, you do get props for being one of the … Continue reading →

Atention yellow shark readers: here’s an exquisite prawnography site (not safe for work) Include graphic visual depiction’s and descriptions of a fishy nature. Bob, watch out for the irritating pop up windows..! :-) seen in: relicious

Remember that cutie taliban you knew from your ’87 promotion in the old Kabul Flight Training School? Now you can find him again through the internet! See Taliban Reunited, the one stop place to reunite, and find out what your … Continue reading →

“We are well-liked by Black people so we’re psyched (since lots of Black people don’t like lots of White people)!! We thought it’d be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN’ domain name and a killer website!!”[ via … Continue reading →

Telemarketing Hell: just follow the script and rejoice whilst telemarketeers eat their shoes. Heheh. Fuck with us, will they?

Ten sticky and nicely blasphemous things true patriots can do right now to help keep America free: “I have compiled this short list. Things you can do, right now, this minute, to feel more connected and support the nation sans … Continue reading →

Interesting chart to see how europeans think about their neighbours. Via fark.com.

Okay, I’ve been grinding my teeth over this Axis of Evil War Against Terror World Peace Mass Destruction Bidness long enough now, so I thought I’d present you with a poll. This is merely meant to be food for discussion, … Continue reading →

“You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don’t give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn’t care less. You’re the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.”—Yet Another Personality … Continue reading →