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Top 100 Albums of the 1980s – No Zappa, no Milli Vanilli.

“In all of Bush’s 30 minutes of anti-Iraq war talk on Tuesday — pleasantly leavened with just two minutes of how "I hope this will not require military action" — there wasn’t a single reference to the fact that Iraq … Continue reading →

Silly Walks Director: Hello, uh, Mrs. Twolumps, uhm, could we have two cups of coffee, please.Mrs. Twolumps: Yes, Mr. Teabag.Silly Walks Director: Mad as a hatter. You see, the Israelis they have a man who can take his own left … Continue reading →

I hate Yahoo. I loathe Yahoo. First they sign me up for a shitload of sponsored emails without my consent, next thing you know, they tell me my inbox is just about full—full of the very crap they keep sending … Continue reading →

The Idiot Bastard Son: “Thought I’d let you know that I’ve just added a snippet of Candy Zappa singing a Bob Dylan song with Cosmik Debris author Greg Russo to my news page.”

Attention the Danish horde of HotPoop readers: see if you can help Ben Watson to find this person and do the good thing of the day. Also, BW’s touching review of the Zappanale#13 and other interesting readings in militantesthetix.com.

“I have a lot of issues with sex. I guess it started when I was seven and I started molesting my Barbi dolls.”True confessions will keep you busy for a while, I’m sure.

Rejoice: A Disco timeline. You’ll be surprized to discover (discover. Get it? When’s my next therapist appointment due?) disco had its origins in the 1940’s. I feel love!

Right. We’re back in business so it seems. I’ve seen more “500 Internal Server Errors” today than I have in my entire life!

Have a look at this. (Go ahead, I’ll wait…)Back? Now tell me the first thing that came to your mind.

Zappateers announce “a world première”: the Dec. 5 1975 London Ontario Canada concert. And for desert: the Dec. 16 1970 Brussels Belgium show. Look for the files, listed as The Sunday Listening Sessions in alt.binaries.zappafiles.

In France: “Police in the French port of Calais have carried out an operation to remove nearly 100 illegal immigrants from a church, ending a five-day stand-off.” Somehow, this cartoon (found here) seems appropriate:

Make your colon a star! For those among you who had always wished to explore Bill Gates’ colon, here’s your chance.[ via ]

Dude, no reason to feel depressed… it’s fucking great to be alive! Um… Belle & Sebastian though? What the…?

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