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Break free of the chains of open-mindedness! Throw down the shackles of undiscriminating tolerance! Refuse to endure another instant of sanity-eroding idiocy! In Praise of Close-Mindedness

How mentally warped are you, when you intend your site to be the world’s most comprehensive and thorough guide to urination in cinema?

Top 50 worst guitar solos of the millennium. Frank Zappa clocks in at #11 with Willie the Pimp: “Captain Beefheart does his Howlin’ Wolf thing for a couple of minutes before allowing Zappa to launch into a grueling 7+ minute … Continue reading →

Heheheh, that was funny.

SemenStain.com – FAQ: What if the item to be tested is too large for shipping?You have two choices here; 1. you can cut out the stain and send it to the lab; or 2. We can send you a swab … Continue reading →

“After 22 years in development hell and a high-profile lawsuit between Hollywood heavies, David Gordon Green (“George Washington”) has been tapped to direct the adaptation of John Kennedy Toole’s Pulitzer Prize-winning novel.”If you haven’t read yet A Confederacy of Dunces … Continue reading →

Look ma! I got me a new guestbook thingee!(I was bored. So sue me. ;-)Update: The damn thing actually works now.

An evangelical Christian group plans to roll out a TV ad campaign arguing that gas-guzzlers are contrary to Christian moral teachings about protecting people and the earth. The tagline for the ads: “What Would Jesus Drive?”

At Zappa Forum people are posting a truckload of Zappa pics, some of which I hadn’t seen before. There’s for instance footage from the FZ/Lennon gig, and this peculiar FZ In Japan snapshot. (Note: I discovered this thread because some … Continue reading →

My ominosity quotient? Five. I am somewhat more ominous than average.Yourself?

If you’re not into soccer, you don’t know what you’re missing. (via retecool)

Senate passes security bill: “Giving President Bush a sweeping legislative victory, the lame-duck Senate voted overwhelmingly Tuesday to create a huge new Homeland Security Department that backers hope will make Americans safer from terrorist attacks.”

Do you believe in astrology? I simply adore astrology. Here’s an excerpt from my horoscope for 2003, which I found particularly inventive: “On February 16, Jupiter opposes Neptune as it does again on June 3rd. Jupiter is largesse and thinking … Continue reading →

“I am a sovereign nation known as the INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI. I am a completely sovereign and independent nation and I want to go to war against Luxembourg.“

Is there any deeper meaning to “Montana”?