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I have never heard a guitar so persistantly irritating and flatulent as Santana’s in his latest single “The Game of Love”. Why he has to keep noodling away over the vocals from start to finish is beyond me.(Here endeth current … Continue reading →

What did the banana say to the vibrator? “What are you shaking for? I’m the one she’s going to eat!” Jokedump.com caters to the easily amused. I’m not one of those people who start to giggle uncontrollably whenever someone stands … Continue reading →

Fucking in Austria: Bitte nicht so schnell!

Note to be able to?a certain correlation between the MyPlayaccount of particular interest to endure another instantof my Bondgirl name. Rob’s Amazing Poem Generator

You Taste Like Fruit Loops! Sweet, colorful, and crunchy. With enough chemicals to kill A family of four. Sugar coated fangs! What Do *You* Taste Like? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

Some of you people need counselling – fast. Why you ask? Here’s some recent searches that lead to this page. The advanced linguists among you will note a certain correlation between the search terms: – nude pics of William Shatner … Continue reading →

Hey, it’s the Axis Of Evil™ Poll, cast your vote!

Non-stop Zappa internet radio at Musical Mayhem until 9pm Eastern Time, and a chatroom to go along with it. I’m listening to Yellow Snow right now!

“Yes!” she whispered back. “Dorsal subluxation… flexion deformity of the first metatarsal…” Extracts from the shortlist for the Literary Review Bad Sex Prize 2002

“Barry makes me smile. It’s one of the nicest things just to know that Barry is there, no matter which directions life takes us, no matter what happens, there will always be the memories of the time Barry and I … Continue reading →

Fun with the undead! (attu seen it first)

I remember the article in the newspaper (must have been on sunday), an obituary mentioning Zappa’s satire and career, the picture of Frank looking grey haired, with a tired glance; yet, smiling. WHAT..? How come..? But…he was still so young… … Continue reading →

“A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it’s not open.” — Frank Zappa.December 21 1940 — December 4 1993 — and dearly missed.

Dutch Radio 4FM: “These segments belong to a project in which a selection of each and every FZ cd will be played in 4FM.” I’ve linked to this a long while back, but they keep changing the URL, so there … Continue reading →

I’ve noticed how some visitors to this site have attempted to download tracks from the MyPlay account of the little band I play in. However, MyPlay seriously sucks these days, so I thought I’d provide you with a direct link … Continue reading →