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Brian Eno has written an eloquent, truthful, much needed European view on today’s America.

“This is a projection of the most likely outcome of a new war in the Gulf. I used sophisticated temporal algorithms and historical semiotic analysis to achieve an accuracy rating of 99.999%.“

Poor old Barry doesn’t get one iota of this but it sounds… interesting.

Public service announcements warning against the abuse of amphetamines, including some Zappa.(via BobAgain via Idiot Bastard)

She’s naked, She’s gyrating, She’s singing karaoke, AND she wants you to know Jesus Loves You! She’s 100% sincere. she’s Naked Preacher Lady!

About GasBGon: Truth is, everyone has flatulence and passes gas an average of 14 times a day. Granted, some people are more frequent and odiferous than others. Research indicates that the GasBGon cushion actually absorbs more than 90% of the … Continue reading →

Some people get better as they get older, some get truly brilliant as they get older. Exhibit A: Johnny Cash – The Man Comes Around. Listen to Cash’s interpretation of N.I.N.’s Hurt, and proove me wrong.

A sincere thank you goes out to dreamhost for having made this page unavailable all yesterday, and for screwing up the forums today. Stay tuned as tomorrow, maybe the guestbook gets eaten! Or maybe the comments will give you an … Continue reading →

“Soon the porn was popping up on the screen, each pose meeting the critical eye of Guphy, Mike, Brooke and Jane. Page after page began rolling into the tray, and we started taping them to the wall.” Some of you … Continue reading →

We’re erh… enchanted to be linked at the Clean Toilet Seats website, proud member of the Toilet WebRing. It can only go downhill from here…

It took a while to update the Musibrarium this month (nonono, my wrist has nothing to do with it!) but TheBigNote.com’s SOFA has really done it this time! Baldheaded John’s Vault now features tunes from two late 60ies concerts (LUC … Continue reading →

My No War appeal is getting some discusson at zappa.com’s forums. Yeah so I started the thread, but hey… any discussion, be it pro or contra, is better than no discussion at all.

If you miss your foreskin lost years ago, and still want a conservative, discreet appearance, here’s your new online devICE: The PUD (Penile Uncircumsicing Device). At last! Stop using that bothering penis warmer again. Kewl and kosher!! source: zfilter.com

The Navy routinely tests a weapon by firing radioactive, toxic ammunition in prime fishing areas off the coast of Washington, raising concerns from scientists, fishermen and activists.“What the fuck are we testing for? We already know the shit blows up.” … Continue reading →

“Kissing differences vary by geography as well as gender. German and Hungarian ladies prefer being nibbled on the ear, Finnish females love being bussed on their bellies and Danish women get turned on when their feet are smooched.”(Link sent in … Continue reading →