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UN-Gate

No, really, no, I NEVER would have thought this was even remotely possible.

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Need to go out more often?

View the Milky Way at 10 million light years from the Earth. Then move through space towards the Earth in successive orders of magnitude until you reach a tall oak tree just outside the buildings of the National High Magnetic … Continue reading

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Operation Desert Storm, Pt. II

1991 Zappa Synclavier – Operation Desert Storm. History repeating itself.

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Hurry up!

SWISS CHEESE / FIRE! CASINO DE MONTREUX, SUISSE, 4 décembre 1971 is available to download. Just add water, put it in the microwave oven, pick nose for two minutes, and you’ll have another bootleg ready at your disposal. Enjoy! (thanks … Continue reading

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Quebec firm sued by Zappas

The family of iconoclastic rock legend Frank Zappa is suing a small Quebec city-based furniture retailer for copyright violation.They were using Watermelon to sell furnitures and appliances!!! :-O (btw, the statement “In the song, “Joe” joins the “Church of Appliantology” … Continue reading

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Touch him

Play your own Jim Morrison at will: The Jim Morrison Simulatron. Fiiireee…Me…AAAAWWWWRIGHT…!!!

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Men With Ripped Anal Tissue

When you have the time, search YahooGroups. Use Zappa as your search term. Here’s what you’ll come up with: Men With Breasts“BOOBIES! HIM GOT BIG BOOBIES! Hi I’m Kiloh and this club is about gynecomastia. To those people who may … Continue reading

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Forgot To Mention

Erh… did I mention? Dr. Sharleena is visiting! Woohoo! And she’s brought along a digital camera too! So, with all due apologies, here’s the first ever picture of my cat (called Zappa, incidently). Hey, this is a personal page, it … Continue reading

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Golfball-sized lumps of phlegm

Anyone wanting to visit BarryTowers, located somewhere in Asscrack Belgium, take heed of these words from Fraser upon visiting Luba: It’s not a language, it’s some kind of terrible vocal torture, as if people are trying to swallow their own … Continue reading

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The Evil Prince

“Evil is one of the great mysteries. It’s hard for philosophers to define the good. It may be even more difficult to define the evil. But Bush uses it as a push-button, to get all the ignorami lined up behind … Continue reading

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Whip It Out?

40 out of 60. “Well done. We can continue to accept you into our society, since at least you have the means to determine where to go to the bathroom. Well, not counting last Christmas in the parkade of that … Continue reading

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Finders Eaters

“I don’t like to see meat go to waste,” said O’Neil. “There’s nothing wrong with (roadkill). All hunters do it.” — Roadkill Gourmets

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Hollywood Assholes

“Welcome to Hollywood Assholes. This site is dedicated to all of the pretentious Hollywood know-it-alls who think the rest of America gives a damn about their petty political opinions and destructive vices.”

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Plastic People

Lonely Person Devices For The Rich. Get your own, for only $6000!

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Paranoid: Low

I just freaked myself out taking this personality disorder test because, well, I don’t seem to have any disorder apparently. Paranoid: Low; Schizoid: Low; Antisocial: Low; Borderline: Low; Histrionic: Low; Narcissistic: Low; Obsessive Compulsive: Low; etc… But I want to … Continue reading

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