As a US citizen, what could you possibly do for your country now that your president has proven himself to be an unbelievably inadequate, lying, disastrously shortsighted hand puppet for corporate America?
Why, censure Jimmy Carter! Yeah! That’s the ticket.
Category: Silly
Another Day, Another Device
So you’re a typist doing your job and then — suddenly: gas attack! Good thing, you ponder, I’m wearing one of these! (via)
Yum! Cultural Stereotype Fest!
The French have been voted the world’s most unfriendly nation by a landslide in a new British poll published. They were also voted the most boring and most ungenerous. The Germans have no to reason to celebrate the damning verdict. They came second on all three counts. Italy was voted the world’s most cultured nation with the best cuisine, while the United States was named the most unstylish with the worst food.
Yes Indeed: OMG WTF
And so it has come to this: ladies & gentlemen, I give you myspace.com/killuglyradio. OMG WTF!!11 LOL
Pffrt
Cha Cha!
Sexy vintage album covers. My favorite has to be this one:
An obese barefooted elderly man dressed like a mid-70s Barry Manilow, holding a stray dog and throwing around confetti while contemplating a possibly sexual relationship with a goodlooking yet otherwise blissfully ignorant chick. Cha Cha!
UH, REALLY COOL
I THINK THAT, UH, FRANK ZAPPA’S FACIAL HAIR IS REALLY COOL TO LOOK AT AND, UH, I AM ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT GETTING IT TATTOOED ON MY BODY.
(myspace.com: where braincells go to die.)
Do Not Look At My Tits
Mixed messages bra, which is hard not to look at…
Paging John From Beyond
Idiot Morons Forever: a pay-per-view TV “seance” is set to contact the spirit of late Beatle John Lennon.
The programme, on US digital channel In Demand, will feature psychics travelling to sites of significance to the former Beatle, including the Dakota building in New York where he was shot dead in 1980. They will then assemble around a seance table, with infra-red cameras to capture any “presence” in the room.
Yoko Ono’s spokesman Elliot Mintz sums it up nicely: “A pay-per-view seance was never his style.”
Pin-Up
Pin-ups for atheists. And who do we see featured there?
23rd Annual Spaghetti Bridge results
Who could imagine? 226.96 kg on a bridge made of nothing but spaghetti…
Festicle!
Next September 15 to 19, you don’t want to be a bull in Rock Creek Lodge. Turkeys on the other hand will want to stay away from Byron IL on October 7.
Doorknob
Today’s Newsgroup Post of the Day comes from a drawing-group I subscribe to, that shall remain nameless:
I’ve just added some posts to my blog. They may not be quite “on topic” but as Karen says, “draw whatever you want…” I am, however, working on my doorknob and after that I’ll get to a self portrait.
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If You’re About To Get Sick
…from watching your TV (or ANYONE’S: friends, airports, bars, restaurants, laundromats…), simply turn it off.
Just touch that dial! One size fits ALL!