Author Archives: Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Please choose a Hemisphere. (Tip: right-brained people have more fun.)

A Junkie’s Xmas by William S. Burroughs. But HoHoHo nonetheless, folks. Have a Merry Christmas! Seriously!

Which Corporate Mascot Are You? I’m going to let you guess what I turned out to be this time; it’s too disturbing.

Have a great and safe Christmas you all!! See you soon!

I don’t mind about the perils in this world, because i have my brand new pogo shoes in my feets! Although i won’t trust too much in the bulletproof buttocks device. They won’t work against police in some SouthAmerican’s banana … Continue reading →

I myself turned out to be 23% evil. How about you?

Huskie Weewee? Hah! Ladies & Gentlemen, let me assure you that, these days, there are far more ingenious methods of acting against fur trappers… One such evil fur trapper is Frans Molenaar – dutch fashion designer with an obscene taste … Continue reading →

One for the ladies:an essay on the old question:Spit or swallow?, or maybe: to spit or not to spit? That is the question, girls.

Find here details on how The Enchilada Bowel Movement in C minor was composed. No, I’m not sure if he was taking out his clothes while doing it…:-)

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A new, amazing device has been developed: this aluminum foil deflector beanie will help you to combat Mind Control of every kind. Very useful in these days, it is also cool to wear one (Barry, I’ve been telling you for … Continue reading →

This one for those of you who are working on Saturday -not my case today for luck! Try and see if this hot site with hardcore action can pass your firewalls. About time you’d had to censor HotPoop, Barry! :-)

Today’s Link Of The Day comes to us from PhatElvis, who posted “Son Of Hear Ye Posters” at Strictly Critique yesterday. This fine gentleman made this site his homepage at work, and peruses it on a daily basis! Thanks PhatElvis! … Continue reading →

You too can make art with your poop!! Take a look at this turds twister. The Spaghetti one is the best!