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A nice, little homage to Frank Zappa, the greatest coffee achiever. I can’t resist and tell you about the enema coffee in the same site. Forgive me! :-)

No reason to be ashamed. I’ve found a solution for all rump-o men who wants to rump romps for ever! With this immortality device you can get Eternal life for ever and ever! There are also some instructions to build … Continue reading →

I should’ve linked to this months ago but I didn’t, so here goes: All Your Base Are Belong To Us. Heck, I might just start a trend linking to old stuff! ;o)

Some fashion tips for this season:greatest t-shirts from all times that you can combine with any of these hats of meat. Warning: better you use these hats of meat in the winter, flies are gonna chase you in summer!

Here is a nice game to exercise gentlemen memory, the rump romp. Simply unturn the blank squares and make match the derrieres!

An excellent new lay-out for The Big note – be sure to check it out!

Well look at that. It would appear that the Zappa.com Guestbook has been renewed recently. Got a few security holes to take care of though if you ask me… Happy New Year all, by the way!!

Let’s welcome the new year with a nice music anecdote. Fireworks, almonds, champagne and the best for you next year!!

DaveZilla mentioned an interesting trick to find obscure mp3’s. Forget Napster; go to Google, and type: index apache mp3 insertbandhere (obviously replacing “insertbandhere” with the band of your choice). Et voilà! Here’s a shortcut for Frank Zappa mp3 search results … Continue reading →

If you are ever hitchiking across the universe looking for higher lifeforms on Earth, this is what the Project Galactic Guide says about Belgium…

Hi, I’m Paul. Which Beatle are you?

I had another look at the original (?) Cpt. Beefheart vs. the Grunt People script, whilst surfing beefheart.com. I know the existence of this script is old news (think I announced it months ago myself); but still: it’s fascinating to … Continue reading →

He tried to change the world with this sort of square beardy thing in the middle of his chin Nice little underground comic at beefheart.com.

It’s interesting to see how ancient eastern practices are adopted and mantained in the US. Arnold and Cecil Benoit, from the ASS (American Sumo Society) explain how they do it in their FAQ link…

Have a look at zappa.com as it was in the year 1996, brought to you by this very cool web archiving project.