Author Archives: Barry's Imaginary Publisher

I’ll bet you hadn’t heard of the Cloaca Machine yet. It was constructed by Wim Delvoye, a guy in my neighbourhood I knew when I was a kid. It basically works like this: you feed it with whatever food suits … Continue reading →

Well, I have to tell you: since I posted something about Mariah Carey’s breasts, our stats have been shooting through the roof. There is apparently a profound need for some people to find out what they look like. So, in … Continue reading →

While I was looking for dental floss traces on the net, this interesting site about Montana showed up… It is not pretty much updated but as they say: “Whats New in Montana: Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,Ha, Ho,Ha, Ha,Ho, … Continue reading →

Latest news from the IRA! Come join, and help their cause! You can also take this quiz and realise how much cruel you can get without knowing it…(ok, I did two of six, you cruel human being)

Recently, on Hot Plate Heaven Bill sez: #### you Frankie’s response: right here. Hehehe…

You’ve had Flakes. How about some Scrotes?

You see: the copymachine woman was right! Avoid any injury following this advice to have safer Christmas at work.

Beatallica: Beatles tunes, done Metallica style!

North American scientists have discovered the longest bird penis ever – a 42.5cm organ belonging to a duck.It’s corkscrew-shaped, and its natural habitat is Argentina.I’m not even going to attempt to comment on this one.

Speaking about Joe’s Garage… This is not a joke: Pierre Boulez has been briefly detained last Dec, 4 suspected of being a terrorist. I wonder how much time will it take to prohibite Music alleging minds subversion…

May I draw your attention to this review of Joe’s Garage, in which the author deems it to be FZ’s “definitive album”. The plot is thicker than thing fish or 200 motels and the alumni is amazing, very odd combination … Continue reading →

On December 4, 1993, at 9 PM, Frank left the building… I don’t like too much to remember that fact but I believe every Zappafan will always thanks him for all he gave to us. I’m going home to put … Continue reading →

Look at this Park Prohibitions Competition that aims to find the most prohibitive park of them all. I liked specially the (out of contest rules) Helsinki sign saying: Preferring public toilets instead of parks and doorways is according to the … Continue reading →

World Aids Day. Yeah, yeah, a couple of days late I know, but I couldn’t help but link to this anyway… Remember kids: condoms are good for you.

Voting for sites… geesh… like this is some kind of popularity contest… I mean rating sites is overrated, isn’t it, really? Of course, you’re still free to vote for this site, ahem…