Author Archives: Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Um, guitar nipples? Never had those. Nope.

Just came across an excellent French – did I say French? Pardon my Freedom! – Zappa site: Zappa in France. Check it out! Excellent work Francis.

Love-in? Sit-in? Hah! You silly hippie you. How ’bout a vomit-in?

… is that a real poncho or is that a Sears Poncho? Over 1600 pages of pure ugly. (via davelog)

Someone explain to me how a perfectly good audio CD refuses to play on both two (two!) perfectly good CD-players and a Mac G3 with OS 9.2, and then plays just fine on an old crappy Powermac 9500 with system … Continue reading →

“Barry, you score 75 % on the ZappaMeter. You are a Nanook. Your state of “Zappaness” is admirable. You save your money, and don’t go to the show. You can handle most confrontations with authority – with the exception of … Continue reading →

“I looked good! I felt even better! People began to notice me! I got an office, with a plant and a window and an Internet connection and everything!” What a haircut can do for a man. Which reminds me: whatever … Continue reading →

While the “coalition forces are attaining their goals” and the “civilian casualties are being kept to a minimum“, here are some facts of war.

“The US government put together a website to prepare people in case of an attack on the country. However, the graphics they use are pretty ambiguous, and don’t really make a lot of sense on their own, so caption some!!” … Continue reading →

Do the walls close in to suffocate ya? You ain’t got no friends, and all the others they hate ya? Does the life you been leadin’ gotta go? Well let me straighten you out…

“Hello all, and welcome to my Female Superiority Site. My name is Elise Sutton and I am a lifestyle Dominant Woman who believes in Female Supremacy and who practices Female Domination.” (via reenhead)

Santa Monica’s Teenage Prostitute is a 1981 bootleg, contrary to what you were probably thinking. Grab while it lasts, yadayada. At this rate, I’ll have to get a bigger hard disk some time soon…

“The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they … Continue reading →

Some time tonight, we will have entered the new American Century. By the dawn’s early light, hundreds if not thousands of innocent peope will have been killed. Oh say can you see?Goodnight.

HEY BABY WANA COM3 2 MAH CRIB?!!??? OMG?!? WTF LOL