Author Archives: Barry's Imaginary Publisher

“The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The Pope! But even worse, the Dixie Chicks have now come out against you! How bad does it have to get before you realize that you are … Continue reading →

In our ongoing Bad Taste Deluxe Series: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s not safe for work.

A spiffy new look for TheBigNote.com. That’s the sexiest shades of blue I’ve ever seen!

Have any of our British readers seen this TV ad? (Thanks Sofa!)

Looks like we’ll be waking up to war tomorrow morning. Funny, but somehow I expected this from a government made up of people like Donald Rumsfeld: “Rumsfeld often quotes a line from Al Capone: “You will get more with a … Continue reading →

“First, in this essay, we will look at the characteristics of the so-called “dry drunk;” then we will see if they apply to this individual, our president; and then we will review his drinking history for the record.”

“We don’t know who ‘Marcy’ is, only that she thinks ‘enchilada’ is wacky Mexican talk for ‘shit on a shingle.’“

A boot a day keeps the doctor away: Stockholm 73… or maybe you prefer some video? Wait a minute, I’ve got it, you like good oldfashioned MIDI’s don’t you…

What better way to kick off a Friday: Night Owl II now available. Again: grab it while it lasts…

“Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mike, and I am a complete and utter pathetic loser. I am twenty-four years old, short, pudgy, balding, poor and have nearly nothing to offer a member of the opposite sex.” How … Continue reading →

“Josh never asked for much,” his father confided. “He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie’s Angels and There’s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that’s the least … Continue reading →

The American Dream versus the European Dream — never the twain shall meet.

While doing some research related to a bet I had going, I came across an eighties movie database which threw me right back into puberty. Oh the dirty dancing! About last night! Weird Science! Chevy Chase! Big hair, pink leotards … Continue reading →

“The cafeteria menus in the three House office buildings changed the name of ‘french fries’ to ‘freedom fries,’ in a culinary rebuke of France stemming from anger over the country’s refusal to support the U.S. position on Iraq. Ditto for … Continue reading →

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