13 thoughts on “Bandwidth Diet”

  1. The First Amendment to the constitution of the united states of America:

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

  2. “Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.”
    – Frank Zappa

    “Once you start to censor, you must censor everything. You must censor comic books. And magazines. And radio and televison and newspapers. Then you must censor what people may say.
    And then you will have turned this country into a Spain or a Russia.”
    – Bill Gaines (publisher of Tales From The Crypt)

  3. Barry, you are a true inspiration to all of us who want to violate the constitution. I’m going to go lie to congress!

  4. Zere seems to be a little boy runnink amok in ze Poop, ya? A little boy mit great, yet unappreciatut, intelligence – zere can be no doubt…
    I sink maybe zis little boy has much unresolfed sexual frustrations, und feelings off inadeqvacy, in regards to hiss maternal lineage. Ya, an unfulfilled mudderfohcker we have here, ya, who shows signs of needink enlarchement off ze penis, no?
    Many pop-ups to help zis little boy’s pop-up problem, but yet he doss not use zem. Maybe ze mudder iss not zere for ze fohkink? Maybe zis little boy needs a “lonely person’s” device zat he can pretent iss hiss mudder?
    Zixty-nein, neinty-fife, little boy, gif it a try! Or, better shtill, maybe use ze superior intelligence, UND ze penis enlarchment, und fohk yourzelf…
    Eiser vay, little boy, you need help dealink mit your feelinks off inadeqvacy. Maybe you should seek zat help from some peoples who care vedder you leaf, or die? In udder verds, somevare udder zen here, ya?

  5. Wait a minute??
    Are you guys talking about me? This whole sex thing is a very touchy subject for me. Coming to grips with my eating disorders has been hard enough.
    Sex – oh my!

  6. No worries jared, our friend Sigmund is in the process of treating a very bad case of psychotic behaviour (see the drivel prior to your first comment) – not you…

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