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…another absolutely hilarious link if i can say so!!! Loved: Creamin’ the pie / Airing the orchid / Bathing the kitty lololololololol hahahaha :-)
…now, regarding to the Small Penis post (which has made a big impression on me as you can see :-), i wonder: a small penis like that, shouldn’t be called “a clit”? ok, just a rant, forget about it :-)
The Dr sez:”…now, regarding to the Small Penis post (which has made a big impression on me as you can see :-), i wonder: a small penis like that, shouldn’t be called “a clit”? ok, just a rant, forget about it :-)”
If it can get you pregnant, it’s still a prick! Ahh! Can’t you see what Barry is doing Sharl? He’s just baiting us! Excuse me, I have to go get the last pickle out of the jar(?)
About the small penis post: with a little imagination, you can see Nanook Of The North in this particular specimen:
Oh my god, they found out about me too: barry.has-a-small-penis.com!
Oh, no, Barry! I told you to not put that pic on the web…And now it’s too late for the Carrot Man counterattack…
Deb told you before…! oh well *sigh*
EEEYEW! I think my breakfast is coming back up! I didn’t want to see that first thing in the morning. Oh, I’m so sorry Barry.
That there’s called a Lake Michigan Turtle. It’s a common occurence after swimming in water under 60 degrees…
Back to the Female Masterbation list; how can it be considered comprehensive if it doesn’t include Rootin’ for ‘Taters, or busking the clam?
I’m disappointed.
SOFA
I looked at this list. Is it real? I mean, do women really use these phrases? It strikes me as a list created by a couple bored guys on a Saturday afternoon after a few too many drinks and trying to cum up with a large volume of ultimately not very creative stuff. (There are some good ones in the mix, though, as Dr. Shar indicates.)
I think it is about high time there were some alternatives to the male masturbation terms, even if they have not been used before they were made up on this list. I find a lot of the terms on the list to be so much better and much more descriptive compared to “jilling off” which is merely a feminized male term. For sheer functionality, though, you can’t beat “fucking myself”, “finger fucking”,”warming up” or “finishing the job” (the last option never said aloud).