My Real Age

Though I am about to turn 36, my real age is apparently 34.5, and I am calculated to die at the ripe old age of 75.5. That means I can expect to live approximately another 14400 more days. Woohoo! Plenty of time to complete that novel I’ve been hatching: Online Tests — Who Gives a Flying Fuck Anyway. Should be a bestseller. If I get to finish it in time.

(via cynical-c)

3 Responses to “My Real Age”

  1. bernard says:

    Life goes on.

  2. luc / Belgium says:

    Turned out i am about ten years younger ?? Strange

  3. Ohrrrrrrrrrr says:

    I suppose to be 12.1 years younger than I actually am –> qualifies me to act juvenile (yeahhhhhh!!!)