Bum-Bum-Bum Bimbo

Take it away, Miss Teen USA:

13 Responses to “Bum-Bum-Bum Bimbo”

  1. HairFarmer says:

    Wow, with that kind of intelectual prowess she could be President some day.

  2. urbangraffito says:

    She must’ve been practicing to work as a White House aid someday.

  3. mediocre says:

    I personally believe, that, broam broam smelge schwerm schwerm broam broambroambroamBROAM!

  4. Lunchmeat says:

    Sounds to me like she could write liner notes for Frank Zappa albums.

  5. LRonHoover says:

    my god, it was just torture to watch that. what a dipshit.

  6. Owen Wilson says:

    So why the fuck am I attempting suicide? I have maps. My bedroom is papered with One Size Fits All!

  7. BillyDaMt says:

    She was even funnier on the Today show.
    After three days to pontificate on the question
    She Nailed it!!

    Good Grief.

  8. Ohrrrrrrrrrrrr says:

    well, the only good thing here is you don’t need to put a bag over her head as long as she sucks a lolly pop …

  9. Jamez says:

    She makes Bush seem like an intellectual giant, but she could suck MY lollipop anyday!

  10. urbangraffito says:

    Conceptual continuity clue:

    Any Kind Of Pain

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  12. Jamez says:

    Like..totally! Gag me with a spoon!

  13. Jamez says:

    “Hello, is that the Jessica Simpson Clone Factory? I’d like to order two please!”

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