Bullet

Woody Allen – Standup Comedian:

Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet…a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket. Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon bible out a hotel room window, hitting me in the chest. Bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn’t for the bullet.

See if you can find some routines there that were later used in his movies.

3 Responses to “Bullet”

  1. SOFA says:

    Don’t know about the routines afa his films go (as I’ve not seen that many of his films), but I own that vinyl LP – bought it new in ’79. And the ‘bullet’ bit is one of my favs…

  2. Barry's Imaginary Publisher says:

    You have that LP, cool! Any chance of… ya know…?

  3. SOFA says:

    Me wiki sharing? Always! But it wiki would have to wiki be digitized first and – quite Frankly – that’s wiki not too high wiki on the priority wiki list right now…
    (Try to ignore that stupid, effing subliminal message)