Memories Of El Monte

Shocking news from the world of Little League Baseball:

The team says El Monte is 12 and has a Web site to prove it. Born on April 7, 1989, Kenny’s mother was a groupie who traveled with Frank Zappa’s Mothers of Invention in the early seventies. He was born where his mother was conceived, at El Monte Legion Stadium. […]
However, an aide to famed Nazi hound dog Ellie Weasel reportedly provided Little League officials with an affidavit Monday that indicated Kenny El Monte was actually born Carmen Miranda in Moca Colon, a laxative smuggling center in the Dominican Republic, on April 7, 1889, league spokesman and poet laureate Lance Anger said.

(thanks Duncan!)

2 thoughts on “Memories Of El Monte”

  1. “The team says El Monte is 12 and has a Web site to prove it. Born on April 7, 1989″…”Little League officials with an affidavit Monday that indicated Kenny El Monte was actually born…on April 7, 1889”.

    Now there’s an age discrepancy that’s tough to hide…
    SOFA

  2. I had no problem with Giuliani’s “where’s the tits, for Christ’s sake?” comment…
    Strange huh?

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