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Simply Irresistible

January 14th, 2005 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher

“Most bizarre among the [Pentagon's] plans was one for the development of an “aphrodisiac” chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a “distasteful but completely non-lethal” blow to morale, the proposal says.” — New Scientist.

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5 Responses to “Simply Irresistible”

  1. houdinination says:

    “an “aphrodisiac” chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other” ….

    Oh well. Maybe they found out that soldiers are doing that kind of thing anyway, with no effect on troup-morale? I mean, you are out there, fighting the enemy, with no one around you to have a good time with, except your comrades (unless you happen to capture some enemies alive). “Foxhole Fiesta” could be an appropriate title of a military Double-DVD for “adult entertainment”.

    Maybe they should think about sending prostitute-spies instead?

  2. guac says:

    once upon a time, musta been ’round October, few years back in one o’ dose TOP SECRET labma-tories de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Ohio………………..

  3. mediocre says:

    ….an evil gubbnint set to wohkin’ on a plot for the genocidical gemov’lence of ‘tirely hostil indivigges an’ sissy-boys

  4. Barry says:

    Looks like they’ve been testing this on poodles

  5. guac says:

    Soooo, only 20 something % are responsible for the breeds continuation ??????