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Snork

March 22nd, 2004 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Finally, a way to have sex and look like an idiot: “The Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O.”

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4 Responses to “Snork”

  1. Barry says:

    (yes: arguably, simply having sex is enough to make you look like an idiot.)

  2. Guac says:

    speaking personally, I’ve never had a problem continuing to breath whilst conducting this activity - perhaps I’ve just never met a woman with such a lardy mons veneris that would cause nostril blockage.

  3. Barry says:

    … or maybe you just have unusually large nostrils?

  4. sofa says:

    Leave his nose alone, please!
    SOFA