Cynthia’s Works for Good
We all know Cynthia Plaster Caster’s funny site, but (at least i) recently discovered she has a not-for-profit foundation whose goal is to offer financial assistance to musicians and artists in need, buy selling editions of her well known plaster casts (don’t miss the description and memories of each cast here.) You go, girl!
January 28th, 2004 at 6:41 pm »
I wish to apologize for my son’s behavior lately. The poor boy hasn’t been the same ever since he contracted the Asian bird flu while choking his chicken. The doctor assures me the swelling and fever should eventually subside, unless he just fucking dies first.Sincerely, Mrs. Baranoff
January 29th, 2004 at 11:15 am »
We can only hope for the best!
January 31st, 2004 at 5:43 am »
“and with that elusive last little statement we say goodbye to our former attention seeking HouseTroll.”
Isaac did not spam, thus he is not a troll.
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January 31st, 2004 at 5:44 am »
Everybody in the music industry is a pornographer.
Isaac should be shot for expressing free speech.
Barry, you’re a great guy. Seriously.
January 31st, 2004 at 5:45 am »
Frank Zappa thinks you’re a jerk, Barry!
January 31st, 2004 at 5:46 am »
Barry, YOU’RE A JERK!
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January 31st, 2004 at 5:47 am »
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January 31st, 2004 at 5:48 am »
The First Amendment to the constitution of the United States of America: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
January 31st, 2004 at 5:48 am »
The First Amendment to the constitution of the United States of America: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
January 31st, 2004 at 5:49 am »
“….While Barry wipes his ass on the U.S. Constitution, screamin’
‘and with that elusive last little statement we say goodbye to our former attention seeking HouseTroll.’”
January 31st, 2004 at 5:51 am »
Attention-seeking HouseTroll? Try constitutionally intelligant Frank Zappa fan, Barry, you stupid asshole!
January 31st, 2004 at 5:51 am »
YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG FRANK ZAPPA FAN!
January 31st, 2004 at 5:53 am »
I’m sorry, but I simply don’t care for free speech.
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January 31st, 2004 at 5:54 am »
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January 31st, 2004 at 5:54 am »
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January 31st, 2004 at 5:55 am »
The First Amendment to the constitution of the United States of America: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
January 31st, 2004 at 5:56 am »
We’ll get back to de wimp and his low-budget conceptium of personal freedom in just a moment. But foist, welcome to: WHAT DE FUCK GWINE ON HERE? (A celebratium o’ de American way o’ life!) I see some o’ y’all be FROWNIN’ . . . ’cause mebbe y’think what I’s tellin’ ya’ is a LIE! Am I right? Les’ jes’ have a test . . . How many o’ you nice folks think I knows what I’s talkin’ ’bout? RAISE Y’HAIN UP! Uh-huh! An’ how many thinks my potato been bakin’ too long? RAISE YO MIZZABLE HAIN UP! Uh-huh! Now . . . how many you folks is CONVINCED de gubnint be totally ‘UNCONCERNED’ wit de proliferatium o’ UNDESIRABLE TENANTS in de CONDOMINIUM o’ LIFE? An’ how many folks believe THEY number won’t come up, next time de breeze blow fum de Easterly directium? Les’ face it, peoples! Ugly as I mights be, I AM YO’ FUTCHUM! Ain’t that right, SISTER OB’DEWLLA? Hmm hmm! Oh, oh yeah! Thass right!
January 31st, 2004 at 5:58 am »
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February 5th, 2004 at 8:29 pm »
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