He is a mad (wicked) scientist, yes he is

Let’s face it, Barry: this whole office is nothing more than an alibi to cover your actual plans of developing a colossal massive immense mutant pumpkin plant in the backyard. You think we didn’t get acquainted you BOND with that pumpkin back there? We can hear the noises! That is our backyard too, mind you! Oh, well… since you kindly pollinated that female pumpkin, i guess you have the right to choose a name for the baby. I like Big Bertha specially! What you think?

6 Responses to “He is a mad (wicked) scientist, yes he is”

  1. Barry says:

    Don’t believe her! She’s lying! I’ve never met that pumpkin! Those noises you’re hearing, that’s my neighbour peeing on the begonias! I swear!…

  2. Barry says:

    … okay! So I bond with pumpkin plants! Anybody got a problem with that?

  3. Barry says:

    …”Big Bertha” sounds good, I kinda liked “Sasquatch” myself…

  4. Barry says:

    Anybody want to see a picture of my pumpkin?

  5. Dr Sharleena says:

    i do! :-)

  6. Barry says:

    I’m sure you do! (if this were a Roxy show, i’d go: as a matter of fact you just did, didn’t you? alas, such is not the case ;-)