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Prepuce Blues

January 15th, 2003 • Dr Sharleena

If you miss your foreskin lost years ago, and still want a conservative, discreet appearance, here’s your new online devICE: The PUD (Penile Uncircumsicing Device). At last! Stop using that bothering penis warmer again. Kewl and kosher!! source: zfilter.com

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7 Responses to “Prepuce Blues”

  1. dmt says:
    January 16th, 2003 at 11:31 am »

    I dunno Dr. Sharl, I’ve become rather attached to my penis warmer. It’s just so cozy! The PUD will definitely take some getting used to….wearing that thing would make me feel like the Liberty Bell!

  2. Barry says:
    January 16th, 2003 at 12:31 pm »

    Anybody know how to get rid of a facial expression that reads: I’ve just eaten two lemons, peel and all?

  3. ian says:
    January 16th, 2003 at 2:39 pm »

    Being on the same latitude as Moscow we tend to retain “the natural protection we were born with”. Perhaps with some extra heavy PUD’s could turn it into a hat and scarf.

  4. dmt says:
    January 16th, 2003 at 4:57 pm »

    I’m not sure if that’s such a good idea, Ian. Someone’s bound to get a hard-on and then strangle himself!

  5. Dr Sharleena says:
    January 16th, 2003 at 8:10 pm »

    lol!
    the PUD may be also the first penis euthanasic device online! :-)

  6. ian says:
    January 17th, 2003 at 4:52 pm »

    no, no, no, dmt !
    I wasn’t proposing that there would be any meat content in the old sausage skin !
    - that would just be ridiculous !

  7. dmt says:
    January 17th, 2003 at 7:10 pm »

    Oh, right, sorry. So if someone got a hard-on he’d just punch himself in the head?

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