Life’s Unanswered Questions
Here’s some:
- What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
- If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
- What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
- When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?
Got some unanswered life questions yourself? (Don’t ask: why does it hurt when I pee? You know damn well why.)
November 26th, 2002 at 2:26 pm »
Why people say “i’m going to take a shit” when in fact they are going to release it??
November 26th, 2002 at 8:35 pm »
Hmmm… good question… I might just post this one in the forums…
December 15th, 2002 at 1:16 pm »
George Carlin had a routine about that one: “I left a shit, Bill.” “Where’d you leave it this time? Last year the kids didn’t find it until Easter!”