Life’s Unanswered Questions

Here’s some:
- What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
- If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
- What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
- When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?
Got some unanswered life questions yourself? (Don’t ask: why does it hurt when I pee? You know damn well why.)

3 Responses to “Life’s Unanswered Questions”

  1. Dr Sharleena says:

    Why people say “i’m going to take a shit” when in fact they are going to release it??

  2. Barry says:

    Hmmm… good question… I might just post this one in the forums…

  3. dmt says:

    George Carlin had a routine about that one: “I left a shit, Bill.” “Where’d you leave it this time? Last year the kids didn’t find it until Easter!”