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…the fantastic RAs in The Chrome Dinette! In addition to the semipermanent collection, there’s gonna be an entire album each month (during May: Does Humor Belong in Music, which i’m enjoying right now) On a side note, in their links … Continue reading →

Someone explain to me how this is done.

What band instrument are you? I’m a saxophone. Figures. I’m belgian.

I’m off to rehearse with the little band I play in shortly. We play a couple of Zappa covers; “Let’s Make The Water Turn Black”, “The Torture Never Stops” and “I’m The Slime”, to be exact. If you were a … Continue reading →

The Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon: a weekend of solo sex to raise funds for women’s health organizations. Ask your friends and neighbours to sponsor you for every minute of masturbation during May 18-19. And while you’re at it, perhaps it’s not … Continue reading →

The Idiot Bastard quotes Joe Travers (FZ vaultmeister): “For those who have ordered the new FZ audio release, he adds, “There is no shipping date for the new Australian concert CD as of yet. I believe there have been at … Continue reading →

“You can come up with a Wacko Right Wing Conspiracy Theory of your very own. Simply enter your selections, click the button at the bottom of the page and print it out. You’ll be the hero of your next militia … Continue reading →

…exquisite source of knowledge:DubyaSpeak.com, the most complete collection of George Dubya Bush quotes available anywhere on the Internet. And don’t forget to vote in the poll, Favorite DubyaSpeak III! I’m still thinking my vote! (hard one)

Do we have some Hebrew knowledgeable members amongst our readers? If so, could they please tell me what’s on this page? Our site keeps getting hits from it for some bizarre reason.

Here’s what happens when you open up a new guestbook, and forget all about the old one: my old Barry Guestbook is slowly but steadily becoming spam infested. Sad really…

I’ve had my share of giggles tonight reading up on The Obscure Store and Reading Room. Some gems: Man angered by haircut convicted, Male stripper fondled disabled women on stage and School honors 507 teens for being really good.

What’s better?

Talking with Zappa: From the 4FM vault, cool MP3 with words spoken by FZ and about FZ. (via The Big Note; thanks YH!)

“Are you an “Electric Human” in the Seattle area? Do you get doorknob sparks even in the summer? Zap your loved ones? Kill all computers, wristwatches and light-dimmers? If so, might you be interested in playing with different ways to … Continue reading →

I couldn’t believe my eyes when I read the stuff on The Evolution Propaganda page. Some quotes: – “The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called… Darwin! While they currently … Continue reading →