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Um, Joe? You oughta have a look at this. How’s that for appliantology eh?

Would you put all your life for sale?

Need a drum break for your digital recordings? Here ya go. (Oh, and extra points for the person that knows where the title quote comes from).

zappa-esque: Something that is beyond weird, yet also very witty and satirically biting at the same time. Named after the musician Frank Zappa. ex. Have you seen that filmclip by The Ones? It’s extremely Zappa-esque. [ via whatchamacallit ]

I just love surprise phone calls. I’ll tell you why someday.

Why America MUST attack Iraq, NOW!

Does anybody have any ideas regarding a good KUR poll question which could last for a year or so, and does not carry the words “Gail Zappa”?

Police bust 13-year-old Hustler rustler: "He was standing at the counter looking at the porno magazines," said Officer Chuck Kittle. When store manager Ellie Masters asked if she could help him, the boy drew a silver .25-caliber pistol and pointed … Continue reading →

Don’t Get Caught On The Toilet When Jesus Comes Back! Here’s an excellent option to purchase: Rapture Ready Toilet®, to await in dignity for the moment when He finally shows up. Praise His Name!

The Idiot Bastard was fortunate enough to have attended Zappanale #13. His account of the three day event.

So I’ve updated the top “Kill Ugly Radio” graphic, but I can’t see what it looks like via iExplorer just yet, because I apparently have a browser cache the size of Nebraska – emptying it doesn’t help one bit, go … Continue reading →

Oh, this one’s a gem! At ChristianAnswers.Net: How can I tell if I’m getting addicted to sex or pornography? Well Billy-Bob, a sure tell-tale sign is you going over to christiananswers.net in order to find out.

If you didn’t know already, the5k.org is a contest whereby webdesigners have to produce a page less than 5k big, and make it worthwile at the same time (for comparison, this page easily eats 40/50k when you load it). Some … Continue reading →

Got a mail to send, but gotta pee desperately at the same time? There’s a solution: Pee-Mail.com.

“Slutty” behavior is good for the species. That is the conclusion of a new wave of research on the evolutionary drives behind sexuality and parenting. “Even evolutionary psychologists, stout defenders of the meat-for-fidelity model, are beginning to acknowledge the benefits … Continue reading →