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I Don’t Wanna Get Drafted

America’s Army:“The game has become so popular with U.S. troops and Pentagon brass, says Lt. Colonel Wardynski, director of the Office of Economic and Manpower Analysis and the man who initially conceived it, that there’s even talk of shipping computers … Continue reading

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Customer 977

Today’s the day: I went and got myself a Customer ID over at zappa.com, clicked on the “FZ:OZ”-pic, and ordered one copy. $47.95 worth of prime Zappa. I hope.

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Woof. Woof.

An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You … Continue reading

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Mass Distraction

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Dude!

Anti-Hippie Action League: The Anti-Hippie Action League was founded in 1995 with the express purpose of wiping longhairs off the face of the planet, by whatever means deemed appropriate. Society has for far too long neglected to stem the growth … Continue reading

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Gag Me With A Spoon

“There’s nothing I like better that a nice spooning, let me spoon you. I’m willing to travel and would love the chance to come into your home or nearby motel for an afternoon of uninterrupted cuddle love. I will wrap … Continue reading

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50 Things About Ernie

Ernie’s 50 Things About Yourself (though they read like a hundred). I haven’t laughed out loud at a computer screen like this in a long while!

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Lesbian Celebrity Database

No, not Ellen DeGeneres! Well whaddayaknow… The Lesbian Celebrity Database. Yes, I tend to spend my Saturday mornings looking up this sort of stuff.(via Parallax View)

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Destination Egg!

Well… not really…

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Aaah, those darn fifties

Slightly surreal retro album covers at popcultmag.(via Juul)

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Just for hedonists

Here’s a place where you can download for free an *almost* entire concert from Frank Zappa, the Boston Music Hall one, 10-24-76 (thanks DJ Colsky from yahoo Zappalist). Dunno who the hell sings You didn’t try to call me: boy, … Continue reading

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Service for travelers

If you want to wake up in the city that never sleeps, here’s an interactive, complete online guide to the New York City area. Don’t miss it!

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Check this out, girls!

“LADIES WEAPONS are a sort of hybrids born from the most outstanding contemporary Italian features: the obsession for personal security and the passion for elegance and fashion.” (source: zFilter.com)

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Mr. Van Vliet

This classical review of a recent Meridian Arts Ensemble concert featuring some Zappa/Beefheart compositions, I found irresistibly funny by merit of the following quote: “The ensemble was at its best in two works by Mr. Van Vliet —’A Carrot Is … Continue reading

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Bic Brodder

Ondertussen is het bij de bewoners weer etymologisch halfuurtje. Esther: Wa hem kik da hie nu wur al oan te daanke, witte? Kem zo iet ven – Wino: Joa, iek weit da nie. Iek amuzeir man aige gewoen, dazzal. Heidi: … Continue reading

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