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I am better than your kids

When frustrated art critics review children’s drawings, guess what happens.

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Take a test!

Find out how much you know about classic rock lyrics by matching the lyrics with their song.

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Shopping Guide

Check out Diva Zappa’s artisanal hats, availables through Barfko-Swill.

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A Small Victory, A Big Loss

The old “I’ve been thinking about 9/11 and have totally lost my sense of reality in the process” discussion, right here. Show me one example of a Good War and I shall subside.

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Zappa Links

A Zappa links site that looks promising, and is cleverly programmed: zappalinks.co.uk. Kill Ugly Radio has a submission pending!

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Oh say can you see…

Ladies & gentlemen: the president of the U.S. of A.

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Talk Dirty to Me

"I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks." — Complaints reported by clients of Room 111, a public health clinic in St. Paul that treats people for sexually transmitted diseases.

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Nappy For Ever

Especially for Dr Sharleena: Napoleon Murphy Brock.com. In all honesty, I have to say that NMB is probably my favorite FZ vocalist, even more so than Ike. Roxy & Elsewhere has been edged into my brain forever, and part of … Continue reading

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Vagina Monologues

“Lets do a little experiment. i’m going to name as many nicknames as i can think of for pussy. you guys email in any that i haven’t thought of already and get a free sublime-T in the process.”

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Happy Halloween

Proof that SOFA is a master pumpkin warrior. Sublime carving skills!

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Analog nostalgia

“The cassette was invented to make sure that you would not have to listen your mother, in any environment, but especially in the car, from the ages of 13 to 15. Please take off those headphones. I’m not going to … Continue reading

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Have I Got News For You!

What the hell? Angus Deayton has been sacked as presentor from the satyrical BBC news show Have I Got News For You, following his “alleged cocaine use and encounters with prostitutes”. Damn! (…is the right answer)

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Charged!

It is a pleasure to announce that my credit card has officially been charged $47.95 – by Barfko Swill :-) The amount was taken from my account on October 14 (4 days after my FZ:OZ purchase); so excuse me whilst … Continue reading

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Magic Band Reformed

The reformed Magic Band are set to play three live dates – one in the United States (Los Angeles, June 2003) and two in the UK (London and East Sussex, April 2003) and are planning to release an album of … Continue reading

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“Dear Saddam, How can I help?”

Via linkfilter.net: according to this article in Wired News, it is posible (and relatively easy) to hack Saddam Hussein’s e-mail contents. Apparently, the guy receives messages from all over the world, offering advice and asistance! He is becaming very popular, … Continue reading

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