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Here’s an undoubtedly interesting essay on “Zappa’s answer to the musical language crisis of the begining of the 20th century”. It would be even more interesting, if it weren’t in Portuguese.

Got this spam email today from a certain babygurlxxx@hotmail.com: “Barry, sick of spam? Presenting Spam Remedy. The powerful, effective and intelligent anti-spam tool. It automatically cleans spam messages out of your mailbox before you receive or read them.” So it’s … Continue reading →

I’ve been posting links to Gilles online boots for quite some time now. Today, Gilles got a bum wrap with his ISP, resulting in him no longer being able to upload tracks to his webspace. Which is where I jump … Continue reading →

One. The whole damn thingamabob is called “Iraqi Freedom”. No no no. It should be called “Bomb Iraq To the Middle Ages And Subsequently Grant American Companies Huge Contract Deals, So We Can Get Our Economy Going Again”. Two. Weapons … Continue reading →

“of medium stature and build“.

FZ had various gadgets built into his guitars – EQ being one of them. This will score your EQ.

Spam We Will Never See.

Gilles is offering part two of Chicago 3/3/88. It’ll probably be up for a week or so, get it while it lasts etc…

An eighty year old butt is not what it used to be. Now you can pep up the ol’ gluteus maximus with some implants. Yow! Science!

The Smoking Gun: “The folks at CNN inadvertently gave the Internet-surfing public a chance to preview how the network’s web site would note the demise of Vice President Dick Cheney, Ronald Reagan, and a few other prominent figures“. Heheh!

Talk about negative dialectics: “My name is Tanya Headon and I hate music. All of it. The purpose of this weblog is a simple one: to detail, week on week, the failings and infinite wretchedness of the stuff, building into … Continue reading →

Aaaw, poor thing: I have met a twenty-six-year-old male who has many things going for him: absolutely amazing in bed (quite cunnilingually gifted!), intelligent, and possessed of a razor-sharp wit. Of course, the reason I’m writing to you is because … Continue reading →

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but only after asking “Why?” (“Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?”) Drummer Jokes Galore!

“From what we’ve found,” says Dr. Edwards, “is that we have what appears to be a little yellow sponge that talks like a pervert. When you turn it upside down, there are two unmistakable testicles and a semi-erect penis hanging … Continue reading →

A picture of Ike Willis posing with the Ike Willis Action Figure™, created by TBN’er Ya Hozna. Cool!