Author Archives: Barry's Imaginary Publisher

“Evil is one of the great mysteries. It’s hard for philosophers to define the good. It may be even more difficult to define the evil. But Bush uses it as a push-button, to get all the ignorami lined up behind … Continue reading →

40 out of 60. “Well done. We can continue to accept you into our society, since at least you have the means to determine where to go to the bathroom. Well, not counting last Christmas in the parkade of that … Continue reading →

“I don’t like to see meat go to waste,” said O’Neil. “There’s nothing wrong with (roadkill). All hunters do it.” — Roadkill Gourmets

“Welcome to Hollywood Assholes. This site is dedicated to all of the pretentious Hollywood know-it-alls who think the rest of America gives a damn about their petty political opinions and destructive vices.”

Lonely Person Devices For The Rich. Get your own, for only $6000!

I just freaked myself out taking this personality disorder test because, well, I don’t seem to have any disorder apparently. Paranoid: Low; Schizoid: Low; Antisocial: Low; Borderline: Low; Histrionic: Low; Narcissistic: Low; Obsessive Compulsive: Low; etc… But I want to … Continue reading →

Got a song stuck in your head? You Are Not Alone: “Kellaris’s previous research into the phenomenon of earworms revealed that “sticky” songs are those that are relatively simple, repetitive, and contain an element that surprises the listener. This incongruous … Continue reading →

SOFA points out that, following his request, Burt Ward’s Boy Wonder I Love You has been added to miserablemelodies.com. Classic!

TheBigNote have updated their Musibrarium! The Vault contains an imaginary Live Zoot Allures, while the Sidemen section focuses on “an FZ band that never was”. You’ll also find some rather wonderful member contributions there…

Our search term for the day (someone actually found us this way): Osama bin Laden you fucking asshole now I can’t find a job. Or how even a mundane search engine can provide intrigueing tranches de vie.

Not only do they look beautiful, they actually serve a worthy cause: copyright free anti-war posters.

One of the most heartfelt ballads I’ve heard in years.

I’m afraid this one has left me speechless – and a little hungry on the side…Thanks Slap!

An impressive list of actors who shouldn’t sing, but went ahead and did anyway – soundbytes included. Link found at our very own forums.

I’ve just received a copy of Candy Zappa’s My Brother Was A Mother in the mail. Having only read part of the book I’m already convinced you’re going to like this one! As noted earlier it focuses mostly on Frank’s … Continue reading →