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– I had no time to blog today. It was quite refreshing. – An Austrian Zappa tribute band called “Sex Without Nails Bros.” is performing Joe’s Garage live. They will take on Roxy, Sheik Yerbouti and other stuff in the … Continue reading →

Introducing the Flat-D or the Flatulence (GAS) Deodorizer.

A tip: try not to get caught watching these 80ies biker magazine ads when your boss storms into the office unexpectedly. Really, trust me on this.

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don’t know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i’m a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. … Continue reading →

Oh sure, rub it in. Yet another thing I’m going to have to live with: “You are 43% Un-telligent, which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%” Oh well, at least I’m not alone in this. Yourself?

Like walking around dressed like a pony (pseudozoophilia)? Hugging trees (dendrophilia)? Getting it on with naked statues (agalmatophilia)? Find the fetish that’s right for you!

One day was not enough, so Boston 10-24-76 (part one) is available again.

“Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album “Poodle Hat” will feature Dweezil Zappa playing guitar on a nine-minute tribute to his father, called “Genius in France.”

Amusing little (dutch) article about how Gail Zappa & the ZFT are running the legacy of FZ’s music. Not very favorable of how Gail goes about business, but: entertaining nonetheless. A (loosely translated) quote: “These days the vaults underneath the … Continue reading →

“So Barry, where’s that Friday Boot?” — “Well it was eaten by snakes.” “So we can stab ‘n’ shoot ‘n’ spit but you won’t be fixin’ it?” — “Ain’t lyin’, ain’t lazy. It’s coming. Soon.”

Our favorite search term for the day: “why are girls so fucking sensitive”. And of course Google ranks KUR #1. Because you know, we’re like, sensitive, and in love! I’m gonna put on a Phoebe Snow record now, run while … Continue reading →

Did you know? “Rent-a-Negro is a state-of-the-arts service that allows you the chance to promote your connection with a creative, articulate, friendly, attractive, and pleasing African American person.”

Must have a go at this some time: NerdGym. Although scrolling down that page is in itself enough nerdgym for one day.

Never mind if it makes you look like a schmuck. It’s all about empathy.