When Jim Stauffer of Petaluma saw a chicken crawling out of a mound of compost like the living dead, he knew something had changed at the egg farm next door. “We called them zombie chickens,” Stauffer said. “Some of them crawled right up out of the ground. They’d get out and stagger around.”
4 thoughts on “The Case Of The Zombie Chickens”
I think all chickens should be killed.
But, not only killed. They should be
shackled in stress positions and
subjected to sensory deprivation.
Then we could cook them all and have an
enormous food fight to celebrate their humiliating extinction.
Let’s get on that!
Join the Chicken’s Liberation Front!!
This is the tragedy of Chicken’s Emancipation, we are victim’s of Morality…! Cluuuck
Chicken is the nigger of the world
Yes she is…think about it
cluck-cluck cluck-cluck cluck CLUUUCK, cluck-cluck cluck-cluck cluck CLUUUCK
Always wondered about Petaluna…
“I’m using the chicken to measure it.”
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