Month: August 2002
What to vote on
Does anybody have any ideas regarding a good KUR poll question which could last for a year or so, and does not carry the words “Gail Zappa”?
Attaboy!
Police bust 13-year-old Hustler rustler:
"He was standing at the counter looking at the porno magazines," said Officer Chuck Kittle. When store manager Ellie Masters asked if she could help him, the boy drew a silver .25-caliber pistol and pointed it at her.
What kind of world is this where 13 year olds prefer Hustler over Penthouse?!
Shopping Guide
Don’t Get Caught On The Toilet When Jesus Comes Back! Here’s an excellent option to purchase: Rapture Ready Toilet®, to await in dignity for the moment when He finally shows up. Praise His Name!
Idiot Bastard Zappanale
The Idiot Bastard was fortunate enough to have attended Zappanale #13. His account of the three day event.
Another Fine Mess
So I’ve updated the top “Kill Ugly Radio” graphic, but I can’t see what it looks like via iExplorer just yet, because I apparently have a browser cache the size of Nebraska – emptying it doesn’t help one bit, go figure. If things look funny, please do tell me ;-)
Christian Answers
Oh, this one’s a gem! At ChristianAnswers.Net: How can I tell if I’m getting addicted to sex or pornography? Well Billy-Bob, a sure tell-tale sign is you going over to christiananswers.net in order to find out.
5k
If you didn’t know already, the5k.org is a contest whereby webdesigners have to produce a page less than 5k big, and make it worthwile at the same time (for comparison, this page easily eats 40/50k when you load it). Some dazzling stuff in this year’s edition, check it out!
the5k.org : winners
Pee Mail
Got a mail to send, but gotta pee desperately at the same time? There’s a solution: Pee-Mail.com.
The Virtues of Promiscuity
“Slutty” behavior is good for the species. That is the conclusion of a new wave of research on the evolutionary drives behind sexuality and parenting.
“Even evolutionary psychologists, stout defenders of the meat-for-fidelity model, are beginning to acknowledge the benefits of women’s "slutty" behavior. University of Texas psychologist David Buss gives the most credit to what he terms "mate insurance," a backup replacement in case the male partner doesn’t survive.”
Size Him Up
Let’s face it: size matters. Penis size specifically. Now you can size up your soon to be boyfriend pickle-wise. Say: thank you Barry!
Mixmeister
Some of you may enjoy Mixmeister, an mp3 mixing tool. I’m thinking reworking bootleg segues and such…
Life In A…
…Small Town. There’s a “Joe’s Garage” in every one of them, apparently.
Bush Begins Hunger Strike
“President Bush began a hunger strike Monday to protest human-rights abuses in Nepal, vowing to subsist solely on water and vitamin supplements until “the twin clouds of violence and oppression are lifted from the land.” And still people say he is insensitive…? I don’t get it.
Zappanale 13 pics
More pictorial Zappanale delight right here.